Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Something That Took Place in School

       'You better keep that cupcake, or else I will keep it for you!' My maths teacher, was shouting at my classmate at her usual screechy, voice. (Usually accompanied  with ungrammatical speech)
        As per normal, the class was as noisy as Shawn, the class clown, or should I say, a failed attempt at being a class clown, was laughing very loudly at some unknown joke. (he usually laughs at everything) I think that his aspiration was to be a class joker, but instead ended up as a class annoyance. Every time when a teacher shouts, it's almost always shouting at him. So, you can see that he his very annoying, and let me prove it to you. Every time he opens his mouth, my classmates do this:
    'Shut up Shawn!'
     'Yeah shut up!'
     'Shut your trap Shawn!'
      You get the idea.
      So, going back to the situation, my classmate, being a 'good' boy, does not keep the cupcake, making my teacher, well, angry. She grabbed it from him, and slammed it on the table. Sad cupcake. After that, she thought that the class would all be very scared of her and shut up. Murphy's Law states that; Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Instead of quieting the class, my teacher instead got sniggers and more laughing from the class annoyance. To add on with the racket, one of my classmates was eating his cupcake in class and got spotted by the teacher. She started shouting at him, adding on to the noise.
     'Spit it out! Now!'
     'Ok,ok,' He walked over to dustbin, and pretended to spit into it, amidst sniggers.
      'Daryl!' screamed our maths teacher.
      This time, he really spit into it, adding ewws and yucks into the already noisy class.
      Continuing on with the lesson, interrupted with a few brief  'distractions', including a confiscated bandanna and people being sent to the back of the class for talking, ended up with people having the 'privilege' of being ordered out of the class.
        'Hahaha!' laughed a few classmates.
        'What's so funny?' asked my teacher, irritated by the fourth time that she was interrupted from her teaching.
          No answer. Following the 'rule' that all teachers reside by, she continued to ask if it was related to maths, (obviously not) if they wanted to tell the joke to the class, and basically asking rhetorical questions.
         It ended up with three people being sent out of the class, including the administration monitor. After the 'climax' of the lesson, the rest passed quickly without any interruptions.
Some funny cartoons of teachers, while we are on the topic of it:


     Hope that this lightens your mood!

2 comments:

  1. That day was Epic!
    So darn funny when Miss Lau sent out the monitor,hemanshu!

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  2. Haha so funny! I agree Shawn lee failed attempt at being a class clown!

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